YESTERDAY'S ANSWER:  They take short cuts!

TODAY'S JOKE:  What is a boxer's favorite drink?

YESTERDAY'S ANSWER:  It held up a pair of pants!.

TODAY'S JOKE:  How do hair stylists speed up their job?

YESTERDAY'S ANSWER:  It had too many problems.

TODAY'S JOKE:  Why did the belt go to jail?

YESTERDAY'S ANSWER:  A stick.

TODAY'S JOKE:  Why was the math book sad?

YESTERDAY'S ANSWER:  Some day my prints will come.

TODAY'S JOKE:  What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

YESTERDAY'S ANSWER:  Because she ran away from the ball.

TODAY'S JOKE:  What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

YESTERDAY'S ANSWER:  Between you and me, something smells.

TODAY'S JOKE:  Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

YESTERDAY'S ANSWER:  Lunch and Dinner.

TODAY'S JOKE:  What did one eye say to the other?

YESTERDAY'S ANSWER:  A taxi driver.

TODAY'S JOKE:  What two things can you not have for breafast?

YESTERDAY'S ANSWER:  A comb.

TODAY'S JOKE:  Who earns a living by driving his customers away?